i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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