I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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