guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
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The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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