Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I love you. Go after that dick
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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