I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
She announced her abortion via fbk
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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