I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
porn star boner night. come get it.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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