please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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