I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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