I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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