if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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