He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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