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(973): View more from New Jersey

it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.

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(805): View more from California

we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend

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(973): View more from New Jersey

How has he not realized you're pregnant?

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Spanx.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada

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(224): View more from Illinois

States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.

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(404): View more from Georgia

She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.

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(438): View more from Quebec

I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis

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He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.

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