Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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