Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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