three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
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I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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