did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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