Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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