Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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