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garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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