just tell him i said nine months
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
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