I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
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He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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