That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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