dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You made out with two different species that night
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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