Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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