Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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