whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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