Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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