I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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