She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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