3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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