found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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