He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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