Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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