ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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