Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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