just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Never joke about your clitoris.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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