So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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