ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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