So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I would ride that face into the sunset
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