Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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