The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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