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Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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