its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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