What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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