is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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