hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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