Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
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I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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