Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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