The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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