In the future we'll all be gay
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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