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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life

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  Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  ...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos

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• (909): View more from California

  that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building

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• (818): View more from California

  Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..

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• (315): View more from New York

  So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...

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