so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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