When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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