Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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