saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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