She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The beer is more important than you right now.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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